27.9.07

Smá joke

A Mexican, an Iraqi and a Texas girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap, we have so many of them that we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his mug into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass in to the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraq.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar and calling for a refill, she
says,
"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America!

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